从早忙到晚的幽默说说英文收藏(44条)。
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从早忙到晚的幽默说说英文【篇1】
1、Do you know when you need I will break my neck to summer。
2、It's said that when we get to the white head together, you secretly bake oil!
3、Life can not cook,all the materials are ready was the pot.
4、The best humour is the joy of pain.
5、nothing seeks, nothing finds无所求则无所获
6、Teacher, I wish you as many years as you give me.
7、他们说你幽默，然后，心安理得地嘲笑你。
8、The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.
9、Never think hard about past. It brings tears… Don’t think more about future. It brings fears… Live this moment with a smile. It brings cheers.不要太想念过去，因它会给你带来悲伤;不要太思考未来，因它会带给你恐惧;用微笑活在当下，它会带来喜乐。
10、No matter theending is perfect or not, you cannot disappearfrommy world.
11、I did not want to be playing with a toy。
12、Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, at the same time the teacher wants to give up you.
13、Humor comes from wisdom， and vice comes from incompetence.
14、The train was nine minutes late.
15、Without you I can also live well every day。
16、没有最浪漫的人，只有懂浪漫的人。同样的，你不用做最幽默的人，只要找懂你幽默的人。
17、I love the one I think smile boy。
18、Friendship is like a vase, which is broken as soon as it is pounded.
19、Humor brings insight and tolerance， while cynicism brings profound and unfriendly understanding.
20、To me, the past is black and white, but the future is alwayscolor.
21、Since I used black toothpaste, my teeth have been white and my people have been black.
22、2I'msohappywithyouinthisstarrynight
从早忙到晚的幽默说说英文【篇2】
23、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
24、If love is the representative of the happiness， that what is happiness。
25、有些人靠实力，而我靠丰富的想象力。
26、The secret of humour is surprise.
27、You are sunshine，Is my distantlight。
28、Five women who don’t put on clothes play with ten colors men happily。
29、For beautiful eyes,on the line,and told myself,my wife than they were.
30、The earth is now called a village.
31、A fool may give a wise man counsel.愚者千虑必有一得。
32、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉
33、nine women catch a white bone
34、No one will care about you too much unless you're pretty or dying。
35、Agoodloveisyoufindtheworldforaman；abadloveisyouabandontheworldforaman。
36、Grandpa Mao said,not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.
37、The everyone is I, I is an everyone.
38、When did you watch television？
39、爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)www.69117.neT
40、Don't touch ambiguity when you are in love。
41、You're like a sun。 Gave me the great semi-decadent people hope。
42、Time is the fault of fatalistic testimony people。
43、We now state， is the last before the break reserved。
44、Don't worry about it) 别担心。
